Gilani Says Obama Should Do More
Posted: September 16, 2011 Filed under: Humour, Political | Tags: Do More, Pakistan, US Politics 1 Comment »In a moment of uncanny chutzpah, our esteemed Gilani sahab called upon the United States to do more for Pakistan.
“Now it’s the time that they should do more,” the Prime Minister told reporters after attending a ceremony at a girls college here.
If you can read between the lines what he really meant was that Pakistan cannot do more and should not be forced into doing what it clearly cannot do.
He said Pakistan during the last decade had sacrificed much in battling the menace of terrorism and emphasised that it should not be pressurised to do more.
Courtesy: the ever-vigilant @mirza9
Beer, Botal Ya Beedi: Bollywood Beats Featuring Binge Drinking
Posted: September 9, 2011 Filed under: Art, Humour | Tags: Film, Music Leave a comment »Presenting below a compilation of my favourite Bollywood songs featuring drunk heroes and heroines. This list is not strictly chronological but I’ve tried to demonstrate transition from the old Bollywood to the relatively new. If can think of any that I’ve missed out, please share them in the comments section. Would love to see what other favourites exist out there!
Disclaimer: I would loved to write more about them but an analysis would require far more research than I’m inclined to do at this point in time.
1. Dev Anand in ‘Prem Shashtra’ – Mein Sharab Pi Raha Hoon
2. Helen in ‘Gumnaam’ – Pi Ke Hum Chalay
3. Hema Malini in ‘Seeta Aur Geeta’ – Haan Jee Haan Meinay Sharab Pi Hai
4. Rishi Kapoor and Amitabh Bachhan in ‘Naseeb’ – Chal Meray Bhai
5. Amitabh Bachhan in ‘Namak Halal’ – Thori Si Jo Pi Li Hai
6. Jeetendra in ‘Aatish’ – Sharab Hai Shabab Hai
7. Parveen Babi & Mithun Chakraborty in ‘Ashanti’ – Mein Hoon Sharabi
8. Salman Khan and Sri Devi in ‘Chand Ka Tukra’ – Jo Peetay Nahin Sharab
9. Shahrukh Khan and Jackie Shroff in ‘Devdas’ – Chalak Chalak
10. Salman Khan & Sonakshi Sinha in ‘Dabangg’ – Hum Ko Peeni Hai
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P.S.: Can anyone explain why Pankaj Udhas has so many sad love songs about drinking?! It’s a strangely awkward and intriguing obsession of his.
Feminists and Fundamentalists
Posted: August 15, 2011 Filed under: Political | Tags: Feminism, Islam, Post-Modernism, Secularism, The Left 7 Comments »A few days ago Naomi Wolf wrote about what was, in her opinion, a weird possibility of Michelle Bachmann becoming the next President of the United States. In a piece on Al Jazeera she categorises both Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann as “America’s Reactionary Feminists”, and recognises that they represent a ‘perfectly legitimate approach to feminism‘.
The second reason that Bachmann and Palin appeal to so many Americans – and this should not be underestimated, either – has to do with a serious historical misreading of feminism. Because feminism in the 1960s and 1970s was articulated via the institutions of the left – in Britain, it was often allied with the labour movement, and in the US, it was reborn in conjunction with the emergence of the New Left – there is an assumption that feminism itself must be leftist. In fact, feminism is philosophically as much in harmony with conservative, and especially libertarian, values – and in some ways even more so.
Wolf realises such a claim may sound absurd to many feminists trained in Western / Euro-centric interpretations of gender theory and feminist movement(s). She warns:
Many of these women are socially conservative, strongly supportive of the armed forces, and religious – and yet they crave equality as strongly as any leftist vegetarian in Birkenstocks. It is blindness to this perfectly legitimate approach to feminism that keeps tripping up commentators who wish to dismiss women like Margaret Thatcher, or Muslim women, or now right-wing US women leaders, as somehow not being the “real thing”.
But these women are real feminists – even if they do not share policy preferences with the already recognised “sisterhood”, and even if they themselves would reject the feminist label. In the case of Palin – and especially that of Bachmann – we ignore the wide appeal of right-wing feminism at our peril.
This got me thinking about right-wing feminism(s) within the Muslim world and more specifically movements such as Al-Huda in Pakistan. What Wolf identifies as “right-wing feminism” in America is a far cry from, say, the politics of women within the right-wing Jamat-e-Islami. In the States this category would constitute
a powerful constituency of right-wing women in Britain and Western Europe, as well as in the US, who do not see their values reflected in collectivist social-policy prescriptions or gender quotas. They prefer what they see as the rugged individualism of free-market forces, a level capitalist playing field, and a weak state that does not impinge on their personal choices.
Contrast this with women’s issues raised in the last decade by Al-Huda or Jamat-e-Islami: more segregated schools for girls, regulating social and cultural life according to Islamic Shariah, negotiating piety in private and public spheres and opposing America’s war in Muslim lands.
What then is “right-wing feminism”?
Conservative feminism in the United States is perhaps as different from conservative feminism in South Asia as it is from third-wave leftist feminism in France. Perhaps leftist anti-war feminists in Europe have more in common with right-wing anti-war Jamat-e-Islami women. Or perhaps not at all.
The point is there is no singular feminism. It is not a thick text-book sitting somewhere that one can access to in any given time or space and make use of established tools and resources to advance women’s rights in one’s immediate sphere. If we can accept that feminism is local to the time, place and people it is borne out of, we should not have a problem accepting that no feminism is, ipso facto, less legitimate than another.
But secular, liberal feminists in Pakistan have repeatedly expressed their repugnance for these Other feminists in their midst. Amina Jamal’s paper “Feminist ‘Selves’ and Feminism’s ‘Others’: Feminist Representations of Jamaat-e-Islami Women in Pakistan” traces how activists from Women’s Action Forum, for example, have dealt with the Jamaati women.
While in the traditional version of Orientalism the veiled Muslim woman is constructed as the oppressed victim of the barbarity of Muslim men and Islamic religion, in the latest construction she is problematized as an enigmatic Other who defiantly negates Western liberal notions about social development and secular modernity. Hence she is seen to mark the emergence of a significant movement of women who espouse many of the goals of ‘women’s rights’ identified by self-defined feminist activists but reject feminist notions of gender equality as contradictory to the teachings of Islam. Their religiously motivated political activism is a problem for Pakistani feminists who insist on the separation of state and religion as a prerequisite for progressive politics.
Indeed some recent scholarship on Islamic women’s activism has attempted to dismantle the constructed opposition between ‘secular’ and ‘religious’ while drawing attention to successful moves by Islamic women’s groups in challenging male domination without renouncing their religious commitment. Najmabadi’s work on Islamic feminist activism in Iran since the 1979 Islamic revolution not only demonstrates a heterogeneity of positions within ‘Islamic feminism’ but also traces the historical roots of the secular/religious dichotomy that divides Iranian women activists. In doing so, Najmabadi contends, Zanan has opened a ‘new space for dialogue’ between Islamic women activists and reformers and secular feminists who had been separated by a 60-year-old rift.
Amina Jamal goes on to say:
The agonistic relationship of Islamization and globalization as well as the transnational human rights activism that emerged in response to contemporary cultural, historical and political conditions, enabled the construction of a feminist internationalist selfhood by organized women in Pakistan that cannot be understood through conventional ideas about universal oppression of women or global sisterhood.
Jamal discusses the engagement of secular, liberal feminists in Pakistan with the Jamaati women in a seminal paper tracing history of women’s movement in Pakistan written by Khawar Mumtaz and F. Shaheed who themselves belong to the former category.
Jamal states that “it was not until 1992 that feminists from the Women’s Action Forum engaged with Jamaati women whom they described at best as an ‘enigma’ for feminists and at worst as simply an ‘adjunct’ of fundamentalist men.”
According to Shaheed and Mumtaz, Jamaat women share some common interests with feminists in Pakistan since they call for increased rights for women in marriage and divorce, end to economic exploitation and elevation of women’s status in society. However, they diverge strongly on the causes of women’s problems since ‘the fundamentalist position’ considers unrestricted social interaction of men and women as the root of all social evils and demands segregation of the sexes in all spheres of social life. Shaheed and Mumtaz (1992: 63) point out that this contrasts with the position of those they described as ‘progressive women’ who believe that women’s social and economic position can be improved only through structural change and challenging the patriarchal structure of the family. Shaheed and Mumtaz try to account for the appeal of ‘Islamic fundamentalism’ among women by reference to the changes in the country’s socio-economic conditions.
In later essays both Shaheed and Mumtaz separately began to deepen their insights regarding the possibility of a gendered consciousness in which women’s relationship with religion could have an independent basis from their relationship with men or the imperatives of adjusting to socio-economic modernity. On the basis of a study conducted in 1994 among urban working and middle class women in Lahore, Shaheed contends that the majority of women’s experiences in Pakistan do not fit into the strain of feminist analysis that views religion as the primary factor in women’s oppression. She charges the Pakistani women’s movement with elitism and failure to engage with religion as a factor in women’s day to day lives.
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Last week, Newsweek Pakistan interviewed Samia Raheel Qazi, daughter of Qazi Hussain who was the former chief of the Jamaat-e-Islami. The interview is quite stellar as it set up to dismantle many assumptions about Jamaati women and their ‘feminism’.
[Note: I use quotes here because the Jamaati women, like Palin and Bachmann, have never self-identified as feminists but have in several forum expressed a concern for gender equality and a struggle for a better society for women to live in.]
Qazi while discussing how she envisions a better Pakistan says:
Pakistan is a little too male dominated. Men need to realize that they require female support in order to strike a balance in society. Men need to cooperate with women. In Pakistan, women need to understand and sacrifice a little more than men in order to attain their rights. Women need to be more educated and they need to understand their status in society. Some women have chained themselves to their homes, which is not right. They should step outside and educate themselves—not just for their own sakes but also for their families. At the same time, women should not ignore their families either. They might have to work a little hard for this balance, but they should not give up.
I understand that her stated opinion in an interview should be taken with a huge dollop of salt and measured against the Jamaat’s history of standing up for women’s place in the public sphere, right to education so on and so forth. I also accept that this may be complete hogwash and her actions could be diametrically opposite of her speech. The truth is I don’t know anything about her apart from this one interview.
My only problem is when scholars like Ayesha Siddiqua refuse to acknowledge even the faintest possibility of Jamaati women exercising their agency and in doing so deny their ability to negotiate their womanhood. Just today, in a convoluted, ignorant and bigoted piece, she writes:
[If we speak about agency of women in Jamat-ud-Dawa and Jamaat-e-Islami we] confuse the power of making a choice with the absence or presence of an environment that constraints free choice. Freedom of thought is seriously constrained when laws, even man-made, seem to have divine sanction. It is very difficult to challenge religious norms or even argue about the possibility of variation in interpreting holy text.
Why is it impossible for Siddiqua to recognise Jamaati women and their discourse as a product of a rational mind?
Delving deeper into her biases would go beyond the scope of this post and quite frankly, I’m not trained enough in Anthropology to be able to aptly point out all her logical fallacies and ideological limitations. [She misreads and misrepresents Talal Asad!]
Before I entangle myself in further tangents, I’ll end with an excerpt from Saba Mahmood’s field work in her book “Politics of Piety” which is, till date, the most important text on this topic.
In the course of my fieldwork, I had come to spend time with a group of four working women, in their mid to late thirties, working in the public and private sectors of the Egyptian economy. In addition to attending the mosque lessons, the four also met as a group to read and discuss issues of Islamic ethical practice and Quranic exegesis. Given the stringent demands of their desire to abide by high standards of piety placed on them, these women often had to struggle against a secular ethos that permeated their lives and made their realisation of piety somewhat difficult. They often talked about the pressures they faced as working women, which included negotiating close interactions with unrelated male colleagues, riding public transportation in mixed-sex compartments, overhearing conversations (given close proximity of co-workers) that were impious in character or tone, and so on. Often this situation was further compounded by resistance these women encountered in their attempts to live a pious life from their family members – particularly from male members – who were opposed to stringent forms of religious devotion.
When these women met as a group, their discussions often focused on two challenges they constantly had to face in their attempts to maintain a pious lifestyle. One was learning to live amicably with people – both colleagues and immediate kin – who constantly placed them in situations that were far from optimal for the realisation of piety in day to day life. The second challenge was in the internal struggle they had to engage in within themselves in a world that constantly beckoned them to behave in unpious ways.
Like Wolf, I concede that we ignore these women and their struggle to define their womanhood in private and public life, at our own peril.
To The Folks At The News: Stop Spouting Homophobic Hatred.
Posted: May 30, 2011 Filed under: Political | Tags: Homosexuality, Media, Men, Rants, SexGenderBody 9 Comments »This rant is in response to this piece published in The News last Sunday: [http://www.thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDetail.aspx?ID=48395&Cat=6&dt=5%2F22%2F2011]
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Right from the outset, I want to state in no uncertain terms that homophobia infuriates me to no end. Whether or not one agrees it is a natural proclivity and/or a conscious choice, the State has no business regulating sexual expression and practice between consenting adults. There are far more pressing matters for the government to spend its budget on than policing what people do in private. Having said that, I understand that lawmakers in Pakistan will not remedy homophobic laws because majority of the citizens would oppose such a move. I’m not naïve enough to believe we’ll follow suit on the precedent set by Delhi last year when it de-criminalised sodomy by reversing bigoted laws set by British colonials. Not any time soon at least.
But what excuse does the so-called independent and free English media have for spouting such hatred?
The problem is not that there are people who are anti-homosexuality: there is enough literature to enrich such a debate, theocratic or otherwise. I can even concede, hesitantly, that it is entirely rational to be opposed to homosexuality if one follows Islam strictly. Literal interpretations of the scripture would demand such a blanket disagreement with acceptance of homosexuality.
The problem is when journalists and medical doctors get their facts blatantly wrong, twist conclusions, conflate several issues and misrepresent a correlation completely. In a country where personal freedoms are easily violated especially if the suspect is poor and voiceless, this is downright criminal. The piece I’m referring to appeared in The News recently and quoted a certain Dr Abrar Umar. Right from the first line, it is reeking with bigotry:
“Homosexuality is fast spreading in the country putting health and social norms at stake and if the issue is not duly addressed, the situation may lead to the epidemic of AIDS. In an ethnographic study of men who have sex with men (MSM) in twin cities, a public health professional working on prevention of AIDS and Assistant Professor of Community Medicine in Islamabad Medical College Dr Abrar Umar alarmed that homosexuality, if not duly addressed may lead to the epidemic of AIDS.”
Let me spell it out for you: homosexuality does NOT lead to AIDS. Having unprotected sex increases the risk to sexual infections as serious as AIDS. This is a perfect example of when correlation does not mean causation. It is well-documented fact all over the world that by itself, the act of two men having sex does not increase the risk of becoming HIV positive. Having sex without adequate protection, however, will lead to an increase risk of contracting diseases whether you have sex with a man or a woman.
Betraying colossal ignorance of basic facts about human biology, the writer states:
“Like other parts of the country, the homosexuals are multiplying in twin cities of Islamabad and Rawalpindi.”
Newsflash: it is physically impossible for gay men to multiply as they cannot get pregnant or give birth. Heterosexual reproduction is what one means by multiplying. If the writer is upset about the alarming rate of population growth, I’m with him. Lord knows we need fewer bigots around us.
Although the numbers are disputed, several studies suggest that approximately 5% of the population in any place is gay. Evidence of that is reproducible with a simple Google search. A study done at the UCLA just last month indicates that an estimated 3.5% of adults in the United States identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual. Moreover, an estimated 8.2% report that they have engaged in same-sex sexual behavior and nearly 11% acknowledge at least some same-sex sexual attraction.
This basically means that at the very least one person out of every twenty people you know is likely to be a gay dude or a lesbian and you can do nothing to change that. While condemnation of and discrimination towards gay people is fairly recent in history, there is plenty of recorded evidence of acknowledgment, acceptance and even appreciation of homosexual behavior in every civilization in history. Each and every society, be it the Ottomans or the Romans. It is by no means a new “phenomenon” that requires immediate redress and recourse. If it is still not obvious, let me clarify by saying gay people exist under every religion, regime, reign and renaissance. I apologise for sounding like I’m talking to a four year old but the article in The News beseeches such condescension.
I can try and ignore the horrendously biased language used in the piece:
For example: In Islamabad, many fashion and production houses are “stormed” with gays and homos in closet. (Emphasis is my own)
…but what gets me foaming at the mouth in anger is when it casually discloses popular locations where gay people allegedly meet and socialize. Do we really need to endanger people who are already deeply marginalized and forced to be closeted because of the potential shame and brutal violence they can face on the streets? It is because of this moral and social policing those gay men cannot be open about their activities. And if you haven’t made the connection already, it is BECAUSE of this forced seclusion they do not have access to adequate protection and are at a much higher risk of getting infected. If safe sex could be appropriately discussed and addressed, many of these diseases could be tackled in the professional and ethical manner they deserve to be treated with.
“Rape, theft, drug trafficking and blackmailing are also associated with the phenomenon.”
…just like they are connected with most marginalized groups. And I repeat, for fuck’s sake it is not a ‘phenomenon’! Did all editors at The News just fall of their building on I.I. Chundrigar and die? Who fact-checked this piece?
More conflation of different terms follows in the piece:
“To a query, Dr Abrar said that about 80 per cent of Haijras (eunuchs) are basically gays who have turned into Haijra identity for better acceptance in the society.”
While it is true that some men resort to cross-dressing and queer gender performance to escape social exclusion and physical violence (hijras and khwaja-siras have somewhat more social acceptance in Pakistan while having zero economic acceptance), this is not the case for many gay people who either don’t want to or can’t just adorn various identities. This also profoundly confuses the umbrella term of ‘trans’ which includes far more gender and sexual variation than just castrated men. In short, anyone who doesn’t identify with the gender or sex (two very different terms meaning two very different things) they were born with is trans. And trans is an adjective just like beautiful is. Not a noun like man or woman. But I digress.
Just when I’m about to give up completely, there is some acknowledgment of the actual issues.
“Poverty, broken families, uneducated parents, absence of sex education and drug addiction drag the children to unprotected environment outside the family.
He, however, added that to have a better analysis of MSM we have to be very specific about their gay and other identities. There is a marked behavioural difference between the two. All the gay subjects in the study except one who is considered fake gay by the others have strong perception that they are gays by birth.
Dr Abrar said that the study reveals that most of the MSM are blackmailed and threatened by the police. Due to insecurity, many MSM enter the transgender while some of them get castrated. The gay segment of MSM faces a lot of pressure from family and the gays who marry are victims of marital disharmony thus problems are replicated.
He added that general rejection by the society and insulting behaviour of the general people put MSM into isolation. Due to homosexuality being a taboo in society and stigma associated with it, MSM are reluctant to go to physician and tell the right history of the ailment. Eventually they cannot get right and in-time treatment, he said and added that most of the MSM are living at high risk of having sexually transmitted diseases especially AIDS. Preventive measures are generally not being practiced by them in spite of awareness among them, said Dr Abrar.”
Yes! Finally! Issues and problems we really need to talk about!
This piece had the potential to discuss serious concerns faced by the gay community in an objective way. Except it flushed all hope down the toilet with its undisguised homophobia, deliberate dishonesty in how the facts were presented and a total disregard for privacy concerns of its subject. It turned out to be nothing more than a space for violent condemnation of gay men with unwarranted paranoia and supreme hypocrisy.
Well done Dr Abrar Umar and The News for allowing and supporting such bigotry in the most unethical way possible.
ad nauseum, ad infinitum.
Posted: May 18, 2011 Filed under: Humour | Tags: Film, Humour, Media, Urdu 1 Comment »For someone who doesn’t like watching TV, I end up watching it quite frequently with surprising gusto. Leaving the telly on while having dinner has inadvertently become the norm even though I was zealously against even owning one just a couple of years ago. If it is not over a meal, it is disguised as spending quality time with family where nobody has to talk if you turn up the volume loud enough.
More often than, watching TV in Pakistan is profoundly irritating.
First of, drama serials would have you believe that every woman in Pakistan is banned from getting an education, forced into marrying her twice divorced 65 year old maternal uncle, thrown into eternal domestic servitude and then beaten up if she wants to visit her mum once in six months. All of this she bears with muted discomfort and still manages to ‘love’ her in laws dearly. If it is not the quintessential voiceless Pakistani woman, it is her anti-thesis: the rebellious brat who has elaborate daddy issues and would rather sleep with whoever’s got more money than deal with her step-mum’s humble rishta requests.
Juxtaposed against these women are two archetypal men: the vadeyrawho has not been able to give adequate time to his daughter after his fifth wife left him because of his alcoholism, and the stupendously chocolate-y hero who woos our heroine with his decency and innocence but basically just wants to get into her pants like everyone else.
Welcome to Pakistan. The land of no in-betweens, no complex characters,and no grey spots in otherwise black and white tales. Our scriptwriters and storytellers are stuck in antediluvian times where every person is either all good or all evil. Pandering to epic clichés in dialogue and horrid deus ex machina moments, Pakistani drama serials have managed to give a whole new meaning to suspension of disbelief. The tragedy is that their collective delusions of grandeur have them thinking they are encouraging critical thinking on Pakistan’s problems. Newsflash: they are not.
Flipping the channel brings no respite. Almost as if mirroring the hysteria on soaps, there is our knightly cavalcade of political analysts, news anchors, pundits and overnight experts who tries it’s earnest to add to the cacophony every night. Somewhere, someone in a newsroom decided that the best way to convince your audience is by shrieking every syllable of your argument. To add to ratings of these shows, imbeciles and self-aggrandizing ‘thought-leaders’ are brought as guests. The idea is to basically surroundthe host with enoughspecialists that the collective IQ in the room goes into minus. Genius.
To assist you in not ever having to put yourself through the deafening din again, I’m going to sum up the totality of their Analysis-On-Everything-Out-There: it is India’s fault. If Rule Number 1 doesn’t apply, please substitute it with Zionist pigs or Degenerate Americans or Venal Politicians or any variation thereof. Works with shocking accuracy each time.
It is quite befitting for a country that has so many complex problems that the best way to think about them is to not do so at all. Or let the good folks on TV do the thinking for you.
If by now you’ve not become comatose, there is always the erstwhile advertisements that will make you finally throw your TV out of maddening rage. There is a Golden Rule when it comes to advertising and I’m pretty sure it is etched in papyrus somewhere. It says ‘annoy the hell out of your audience and they will buy whatever you’re selling’.
There are a few ways one can literally follow this rule. Firstly, creating an adand then playing it over and over and over and over again about 37 times in an hour ad infinitum, ad nauseum. This ensures brand recall. Secondly, by employing the most earth-shatteringly irritating jingles, catch-phrases and slogans you can find. This leads to brand hype. Finally, by lying through your teeth about the product you’re selling. This leads to brand loyalty (hey, who’ll find out anyway?).
And with that we arrive at the brilliant formula being used in Pakistani TV today. Right after a harrowing day at work you nestle in front of the idiot box and switch to your choice of drama serial of the day. Within moments of the opening credits, it cuts to a commercial break. You watch a couple of them thinking the show will be back on any minute. 15 minutes later, it is still commercial break and you’ve watched the same washing power ad bajillion times already. You switch to the talk show on today’s current events. There is an intelligent intro by a senior journalist that has piqued your interest but before you could grasp the nuances of the issue, they introduce their guest of the day. It is the same 3 goons sitting in political opposition who have parroted the exact same non-statement for the nth time. You switch back to the drama serial. By now you missed a good few minutes and a dramatic slap. Your heroine is wailing uncontrollably alone in her room when there is a mysterious phone call. Cut to commercial break.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Pakistan Does More From Time To Time
Posted: May 18, 2011 Filed under: Humour, Political | Tags: Do More, Pakistan, Taliban, Terrorism 1 Comment »At the outset, let me clarify that I do not normally depend on Yahoo! for my news consumption. Having said that, there was a report tweeted by HM Naqvi yesterday enumerating the list of all ‘top’ al-Qaida and Taliban leaders arrested and/or killed in Pakistan.
I’m going to reproduce those arrests and assassinations that were carried out and/or aided/facilitated by Pakistan’s police and armed forces:
- May 2011: Security agencies on Tuesday arrested Al-Qaeda Senior leader Muhammad Ali (Sohaib Al Makki) from Karachi.
- May 2010: Mustafa al-Yazid, al-Qaida’s No. 3 leader and top commander in Afghanistan, was killed in a missile strike in the North Waziristan tribal area near the Afghan border.
- February 2010: Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, the Taliban’s No. 2 leader and top military commander, was captured in Karachi.
- February 2010: Mullah Abdul Kabir, the top Taliban commander in eastern Afghanistan, was arrested at an unknown location.
- December 2009: Saleh al-Somali, a top al-Qaida commander responsible for the group’s operations outside Pakistan and Afghanistan, was killed in a missile strike.
- August 2009: Baitullah Mehsud, leader of the Pakistani Taliban, was killed in a missile strike in the South Waziristan tribal area near the Afghan border.
- January 2009: Usama al-Kini, a top al-Qaida operative suspected of involvement in the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in East Africa, was killed in a missile strike.
- January 2009: Sheikh Ahmed Salim Swedan, a top al-Qaida operative suspected of involvement in the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in East Africa, was killed in a missile strike.
- October 2008: Abu Jihad al-Masri, a top al-Qaida operative, was killed in a missile strike in North Waziristan.
- September 2008: Abu Haris, a senior al-Qaida commander who led the group’s operations in Pakistan’s tribal areas, was killed in a missile strike in North Waziristan.
- July 2008: Abu Khabab al-Masri, a top al-Qaida commander responsible for the group’s chemical and biological weapons efforts, was killed in a missile strike in South Waziristan.
- January 2008: Abu Laith al-Libi, a top al-Qaida commander in Afghanistan, was killed in a missile strike in North Waziristan.
- December 2005: Hamza Rabia, a senior al-Qaida commander, was killed in a missile strike in North Waziristan.
- May 2005: Abu Farraj al-Libbi, al-Qaida’s No. 3 leader, was detained in northwestern Pakistan.
- July 2004: Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, an al-Qaida operative suspected in the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in East Africa, was arrested after a gunbattle in Gujrat in eastern Pakistan.
- June 2004: Nek Mohammed, a top Taliban commander, was killed in a missile strike in South Waziristan.
- March 2003: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, was captured in Rawalpindi.
- Sept. 2002: Ramzi Binalshibh, a would-be Sept. 11 hijacker who could not get into the United States, was detained in Karachi.
- March 2002: Abu Zubaydah, al-Qaida’s suspected financier, was arrested in Faisalabad.
Stuff it, do-more naysayers!
Maladroit or Malicious: Why We Need To Really Be Frightened Of Our Military Might
Posted: May 6, 2011 Filed under: Political | Tags: Economic Development, Pakistan, Post-Colonialism, Terrorism 10 Comments »I’ve written and re-written this post in my head about five times already. I didn’t write it down when the news first came out, and I didn’t do it in the following couple of days when our government and our military maintained its eerie silence. I didn’t want to write it out of anger. I wanted to wait till we knew more. But with every passing moment, the anger refuses to subside as the insult to injury grows more and more unacceptable.
We have been let down repeatedly. By our elected leaders, by our trusted army and by our supposedly vigilant agencies. The disappointment is not new but it is newly abysmal.
We’re a country of 180 million people out of which 50% will never go to any school and 40% will never come out of extreme poverty in their lifetime. As food, energy and fuel prices reach new record highs every month, we are at the brink of chronic food insecurity. Our urban infrastructure is falling apart and there is no electricity to operate our production lines on most days.
This year our fiscal budget will further slash the slice of the pie apportioned to health and education. In total our government will be pledging to spend a little over 3% for health and education combined. Notwithstanding its shortcomings, our Higher Education Commission is at the risk of being dissolved. The funds that are going to be made available will most likely not reach the ultra poor because of egregious gaps in governance and accountability.
Contrast this with the 18% that goes into ‘Defense Affairs and Services’ alone. Our esteemed protectors have been enjoying increases in their budgets especially because of this bloody war on terror that is costing us more and more every year. Last year alone, military expenses increased by 17% to over $5 billion. Some estimate that the military might takes up a whopping 70% of our GDP if one adds up the assets of the various military corporations, the profits made in the plethora of their businesses from cement to cereal, the real estate owned by the military, the army welfare trust and the numerous peripheral hidden costs.
As if that was not enough, the Pakistani government doled out US$ 25 million and US$ 20 million in subsidies to the Fauji Foundation in 2004 and 2005, respectively. This is downright criminal in a country where the Dean of its most prestigious business school speaks against subsidies to small farmers claiming neo-liberal bullshit about how market intervention makes poverty worse.
Even by extremely conservative estimates using official government statistics from 2006 (as Hans Rosling illustrates) Pakistan lies in a shameless position in the military-poverty nexus:
The Pakistani government spends 3.3 percent of GDP more on defence than other countries of its income level. The overspending on defence is roughly equal to the sum of the underspending on health and education as a percent of GDP and almost twice as much is spent on defence as is on health and education combined. Pakistan’s defence expenditure as part of its GNP is the highest in South Asia.
In the bin Laden aftermath, a bill is being tabled in the US House Committee to stop aid to Pakistan. What does it matter? As Akbar Zaidi notes, 84% of the aid from the US to Pakistan is military aid. It would not be too off the mark to say that even if US cuts aid to Pakistan, it would not hurt Pakistan’s extreme poor who do not benefit from it in any significant way. Most of the development aid fills up the coffers of Pakistan’s elites who act as the benevolent middle-men.
For a charity trust with so much money, it is surprising there are no publicly accessible annual reports or audits. The Accountability Ordinance (1999) precludes the military and judiciary from being questioned under the new accountability rules. From a legal standpoint, the welfare foundations are not required to make their operations public, as they were chartered under Charitable Endowments Act 1890 as private entities.
I don’t know about you but I’m absolutely horrified that given all this treachery, our army and intelligence agencies claim they simply did not know that Osama bin Laden was building houses and walking in and out of their own goddamn neighborhood.
Such colossal incompetence is staggering. It is also absolutely unethical and positively criminal when so much money, resources, efforts have been entrusted to them on the pretext of protection, security and the war on terror.
Pakistan’s army and its intelligence agencies are to blame for the country’s poverty, weakened infrastructure and debilitating inflation. It is not a long shot to say that our people are starving even though we had the money to feed them but chose to buy more weapons instead.
A decade after 9/11, Pakistanis are not safe. They have not been able to justify all the money they hoarded to protect us because they simply haven’t been protecting us.
And they are not even trying to justify it anymore!
“While admitting shortcomings in developing intelligence on the presence of Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan, it was highlighted that the achievements of Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) against al Qaeda and its terrorist affiliates in Pakistan have no parallel,” said an Inter-Service Public Relations (ISPR) statement after the meeting.’
Nobody is really talking to the Pakistani people. In the last five days we have been confused, shocked, livid, curious, sad, offended but the folks we put in power don’t care to explain anything. Some of our brilliant journalists have tried asking questions.
See Shaheryar Mirza here:
How could the Army not have known and/or engaged foreign forces conducting combat operations within Pakistan’s borders? The same senior Pakistani diplomat told me, “Pakistanis are just unaware of the U.S. military’s capabilities.” If this is the case, then the American military machine has immeasurable might, or the Pakistan Army has short arms and deep pockets.
Or Cyril Almeida here:
Could the self-appointed custodians of the national interest themselves be the greatest threat to national security?
There is no joy in asking this. Pakistan exists in a tough neighbourhood. A strong and vibrant army is necessary and desirable.
But as the initial shock and disbelief wears off, there is a deep, deep sense of unease here.
Did they know he was here? Surely, they knew he was here?
Or Mohammad Hanif here:
Pakistan‘s security establishment, of course, went into a sulky silence, and wasn’t around to reassure us. Were they protecting Osama bin Laden? Or were they so hopelessly inefficient that they couldn’t track the world’s most recognisable face when he was camped out practically at the edge of the Pakistan army’s most famous parade ground? As they are answerable only to their mistrusting partners and permanent paymasters in Washington, they didn’t feel like obliging us with any information.
But anyone who has lived through Pakistan’s three military dictatorships sponsored by Washington can tell you there is no need to be such a reductionist. Why can’t Pakistan’s security establishment do both? Why can’t they shelter him and then forget about the fact that they were sheltering him? Or why can’t they shelter him and then shop him at a later stage?
Not that we expected any better but immediately after bin Laden was assassinated, our current President Asif Zardari and the guy vying to be the next President, Mr Imran Khan, chose to write op-eds in the Washington Post and the Independent rather than addressing the people they so badly want to control.
Even our old celebrated heroes such as Tariq Ali, Ahmed Rashid, Robert Fisk, Salman Rushdie have fallen terribly short of comforting us. They have been talking to the Western audiences explaining Pakistan’s double game and it’s imminent downfall but nary a word from any of them on what this means for Pakistan’s civilians who never signed up for this.
It’s pretty clear that in this great ball-game on terror, the common folks in Pakistan don’t matter. 10,000 lives sacrificed last year alone is largely irrelevant to the world.
When the fiscal budget is presented next month with an increase in the military spending justified because of our continued strategic role in the war, I will need all of you to raise the earth in protest. This cannot go on anymore.
It is fucking unacceptable.
Australia Urges Pakistan To Do More
Posted: May 6, 2011 Filed under: Humour, Political | Tags: Do More, Terrorism Leave a comment »Australia said Friday Pakistan must do more to counter terrorism but cautioned against jumping to conclusions over Islamabad’s efforts to track down Osama bin Laden.
Et tu, Brutus?
And then in fine print: Australia is one of Pakistan’s biggest providers of military training.
Courtesy: http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/06/australia-urges-pakistan-to-do-more-in-terror-fight.html
A Thousand Odd Women
Posted: May 4, 2011 Filed under: Political 2 Comments »First printed in The Friday Times here.
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For most of my childhood, I encountered a burqa only when we would be two train stations away from our village in Khairpur: my mother would reach into the suitcase and take out her burqa to put it on. It hadn’t been necessary for the 10-hour train journey, but for the last ten minutes it was a must. At the platform of the last stop, the women in our family could not afford to be recognised by the dozens of men milling about. It was honourable to appear as if we observed purdah routinely.
As I held my mother’s arm on the train platform, the cheap fabric would brush against my cheek. In those days there were few shops in the city where you could buy a burqa, and design or quality were hardly a choice, or even a concern. It would be worn for a total of 25 minutes until we were safely inside our house in the village in the heart of Sindh; and then once more on the return trip back to Karachi.
Perhaps it was my naïve parochialism, but I was under the impression that a woman comes of age only when she is allowed to wear a burqa, an honour that is bestowed only on the fairest of maidens whose person must be protected and preserved. As a child I looked forward to the day when I would be old enough to wear one.
Since most of my friends in school weren’t Sindhi and didn’t have a village to go to, I figured the burqa was a Sindhi relic. And, like most teenagers, I was more than a little embarrassed of the customs that I felt were uniquely weird about my family.
About a decade ago, some of my older girl-cousins started wearing the burqa in Karachi. The family elders were perplexed and eventually grew livid at what they deemed the girls’ growing chutzpah and defiance.
But my cousins had made the choice on their own. They had been inspired by one another, compelled to exercise their individual agencies against the wills of their parents. Being visibly religious (unlike their parents) was their teenage rebellion. The greater the authoritarian diktat, the fiercer was the girls’ rebellion.
I remember being on the other side of the fence, sympathizing with the parents who were furious at their daughters’ self-imposed veiling. For me, veils and chadars were a spectacle suited only to the village, things that reeked of a stuffy otherworldliness, and I loathed the inconvenient overlap the sight of them created between my “modern” urban life and my “backward” rural life.
Karachi and Khairpur became opposites in my mind; never the twain could meet. It was as if the worst of my fears about being from a conservative Sindhi family were being exhibited in front of all my city friends, who would point and laugh at my strange family.
Many of my cousins were made to take off their burqas and told to ‘modernise’, whereby modern meant no more than the performance of a very particular lifestyle endorsed by an even more particular (and not necessarily modern) worldview. The need to unveil the girls was driven by fear and discomfort; behind it were purely selfish motives. (“These children don’t know any better.” And: “It is for their own good.”) On the one hand there was resentment for a public display of religiosity that was alien to the family; and on the other hand was the family’s own unassailable religious belief.
Years have passed. A lot of the girls went to college, graduated, got married and had children. Today that bout of religiosity and piety is a memory buried in time; glorious and heartening for some, awkward and irreconcilable for others. Some of the girls still fast and pray, but most of them have been claimed by worldly concerns such as jobs and children.
So now, as the ban on niqabs comes into effect in France, I am saddened at what I know from experience to be a unilateral (i.e. forcible) imposition of ‘modern’ values all over again. This demand too is driven by fear and discomfort and a singularly myopic obsession with the amount of clothing on a woman’s body.
French citizens are not asked to disclose their race or religion in legal documents or national surveys, and demographic estimates vary considerably. It is estimated that there are between 5 to 6 million Muslims in France. Out of these, women who wear the full niqab number somewhere between 350 and 1800. In a country of over 70 million people, what a thousand odd women wear have caused so much rage and riotous debate. If these women don’t follow the rules, they will be denied public services and ostractized. And this in the nation that claims to have invented the very concepts of equality and welfare.
Not unlike my cousins, these women are being told in France that they are stupid and immature drama queens who can’t think for themselves and need an authoritarian figure to direct them onto the straight path. (This one leads to ‘modernity’, in case you were thinking of sirat al-mustaqeem …) And just like the ‘concerned’ elders in my family, the French state claims to be guided by its own good intentions, and is unyielding to the women’s growing cries of protest.
Pakistan Tells The CIA To Do LESS!
Posted: April 13, 2011 Filed under: Humour | Tags: Do More, Terrorism, US Politics 2 Comments »If you still have some free articles left to read on New York Times (curse the paywall!), please don’t miss this gem:
“We’re telling the Americans: ‘You have to trust the ISI or you don’t. There is nothing in between.’ ”
Well. Glad that’s sorted, then.
Seriously, this whole piece is #winning.


